“This book is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Literally. I will now never eat sliced bread again.” – Tom Fool
“Watching the End of the World saved my cat’s life! Really, Fluffy was lying on the couch bored nearly to death and I read it to her and now she’s all better!” – Totally Not-Crazy Cat Lady
“If my plane crashed in the Andes and I was the only survivor I’d want to have Watching the End of the World with me. I could use it to fight off bears.” – Grizzly Steve
“Because of this book I now think I will survive the winter. The pages burn really well in my fireplace.” – Steven “Brrr” Wildman
“And it came to pass that on the nine-millionth day I did read Watching the End of the World and yea, it was good.” – God (Author’s note: I’m especially proud of this one. God’s very busy and doesn’t have much time to read.)
“If the evil queen had a copy of this book, maybe she wouldn’t have been so emotionally unavailable and I wouldn’t be out here living in the woods with these dwarfs.” – Snow White
“I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Watching the End of the World probably the single most important factor in bringing about the successful conclusion of World War II.” – General MacArthur
“I kills cockroaches with mine ever’ single night.” – Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – said by Rhett Butler to Scarlett O’Hara when she tried to get him to go out to dinner while he was finishing Watching the End of the World.
“I expect this Christmas my sleigh will be full of nothing but copies of Watching the End of the World.” – Santa Claus
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