by erictknight | Apr 6, 2016 | absurd, action and adventure, action thriller, comedy, creative writing, drama, Eric Knight, fiction, novels, post apocalypse, reality TV, suspense, thriller, verisimilitude, writing
“This book is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Literally. I will now never eat sliced bread again.” – Tom Fool “Watching the End of the World saved my cat’s life! Really, Fluffy was lying on the couch bored nearly to death and I...
by erictknight | Apr 4, 2016 | absurd, Eric Knight, humor, short story
“Finish up Johnny. The men are here. They don’t like to wait.” “What men?” asked five-year-old Johnny. “The men from the child rental place. They’ve come to take you back.” “They’re going to take me...
by erictknight | Jul 31, 2015 | absurd, comedy, creative writing, humor
Have you ever noticed how every year about early October tons of pumpkin-flavored crap suddenly sprouts up everywhere? Pumpkin coffee, pumpkin bread, pumpkin beer, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin gasoline—the list goes on and on. And that stuff hangs around and hangs...
by erictknight | May 5, 2015 | absurd, comedy, creative writing, humor, whimsy
Surely you’ve noticed how Swiss cheese is full of all those little holes. But have you ever really thought about it? Have you ever wondered what happened to the cheese that was in those holes? Probably, like most “normal” people, you haven’t wondered about this....
by erictknight | Feb 22, 2015 | absurd, action and adventure, autobiography, comedy, humor, travel writing, traveling
There’s this rain forest in Australia called the Daintree and I nearly died there at the hands of a madman. Perhaps I should explain. Twenty years ago or so I quit a teaching job and took off to see Australia. I flew to Cairns (pronounced “cans”) in...
by erictknight | Feb 20, 2015 | absurd, humor, satire, short story
“Finish up Johnny. The men are here. They don’t like to wait.” “What men?” asked five-year-old Johnny. “The men from the child rental place. They’ve come to take you back.” “They’re going to take me...
